Dry as the Sahara

So I'm sitting in my Lazyboy watching CSPAN and drinking a large glass of diluted orange juice. (Diluted orange juice being 65% orange juice and 35% Tanqueray Sterling Vodka.) CSPAN happens to be broadcasting the British House of Common's debate of the European Union Constitution's status after France and the Netherlands rejected it. All I can say is that it is the most outstanding example of obfuscation, confusion, and British humor I have ever seen. There is some strange artistic quality to it, and I must admit it makes me feel extremely underdeveloped with respect to vocabulary.

And now, bed.