Lately, No Donkeys

Monday, May 22, 2006

Twice Nothing is Definitely Still Nothing

Well Monday at 12:15 AM I finished reading Sir Apropos of Nothing, Book Two: The Woad to Wuin. It’s the second in the Sir Apropos series by Peter David. I reviewed the first book previously. This review will probably be shorter than the last one, since I don’t have to cover all the intro material. Let’s talk about Apropos’ rambling tale, shall we?


This tale picks up just a few weeks after the first book, using the same “Apropos narrating his life or writing his memoirs,” point of view. Apropos gets swept into an adventure that pokes a lot of fun at The Lord of the Rings. He glosses over it in 20 pages, because he finds it all terribly embarrassing. It’s great that the first 20 pages of a satire can poke fun at the greatest fantasy series of all time, and in remarkably funny fashion. Apropos looses his closest friend, if you can call her that, looses his home and business, gets chased, faces death, and awakens to find that he is missing quite a bit of time during which he has apparently become everything he has so long loathed in others. Oh and maybe he gets to decide the fate of the world, depending on if you believe in free will or destiny. Or maybe not.


This book may indeed be better than the first in the series. Peter David just keeps impressing me with his writing. It’s not often that a writer can reference Babylon 5 in the title of a chapter that draws heavily from The Lord of the Rings. I can’t wait for the next book.

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No, It’s Improbable

So Sunday I was bored and went to see Mission: Impossible III. It was actually better than I expected, which is interesting considering it got a 70% on RT. It’s got the same basic M:I plot with all the twists and turns. Cruise does his usual bang up job of looking taller and saner than he is in real life. There’s lots of action, shooting, a love interest, and some small amount of thinking involved. Plus you get to see Ving Rhames and Simon Pegg from “Shaun of the Dead.” If you like action and the previous M:I movies then this one may be the best of the lot.

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Oops, Slipped My Mind.

Sonnofa gun, about one week ago the one year anniversary of the starting of Lately, No Donkeys came and went, and I didn’t notice it. I have to apologize for that, though I’m not exactly sure why I have to apologize. Anyway, why did I miss it? Was it my normal absentmindedness? Well to some degree yes. However, as I stated previously I changed jobs last week, and I have been surprisingly busy.


A large part of the time was spent cleaning my new office. The last person in there was a bit of a pack rat, so much so that the custodian refused to vacuum or dust in there. I took everything out of the room and cleaned it as best I could. Originally I thought I was going to keep my old desk. It was the first real desk I had at Clemson. My previous supervisor, now coworker, and I got an office about a year ago. Before that I worked in the machine room with the soothing sound of hundreds of thousands of dollars of servers running. We had no desks, so we decided to order some. We looked around and found some kidney shaped desks of adjustable height with no drawers that we both liked. I really liked the desk, but alas my current boss didn’t want to break up the set. I have a sneaking suspicion that someone complained that I got to keep the new desk. I don’t think the new person likes the desk that much, but I could be wrong. Ah well. So far losing my desk has been my only lament.


I’ve been pretty busy actually. I’ve been accompanying the other Smart Classroom employee around to affect repairs and maintenance. I think I’ve been picking it up pretty quickly. Actually I think I have been picking it up far more quickly than my co-worker expected. I have a sneaking suspicion that he may be dismayed by that, but I am reassured that he probably likes working with me far more than with his previous co-worker.


And as a small side note, closing on my house, barring any unforeseen occurrences, will occur on June 14th.

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Friday, May 12, 2006

Birth, Life, Obsession, and Rebirth

After my previous book I decided on something a little lighter, so I read Fire on High, the sixth book in The New Frontier series by Peter David. I read the thing in a total of maybe 6-7 hours. That’s fast for me.


It’s another good Star Trek book form David. You learn more about the characters, more people die, and the universe becomes a little bit stranger and more dangerous. It’s just a nice diversionary read for ST fans.


I’m keeping this review short. If you want to know how I feel about the series, dive a little deeper and read the previous reviews. Now I’m off to my next book and some Mother’s Day weekend.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

You’ve Come a Long Way Baby

I just finished reading America’s Women: Four hundred Years of Dolls, Drudges, Helpmates, and Heroines by Gail Collins. I’ve taken a while to read this book. I’m not sure why. I think it might be an illusion that caused it. The book is 556 pages, but about 102 of those are sources and index. Each chapter is broken up into sections of 1-6 pages with the most common being 3. The font is slightly undersize, the margins are small, and the spacing is compact. All of that made me think I had read a lot by reading 5 or so chapter sections, when I had only read about 14 pages. It was kind of weird. Plus I had some other things going on was well. Anyway, I’ll ramble on about the book.


I’m a big picture kind of a person, but I like knowing the reasoning and logic behind the details. I also learn by example, self modification of example, and application of a modified example from a completely different area. That’s one of the reasons I make a good engineer, and it’s also why I like history. It helps explain the world and generate better expectations of what may happen. That’s probably why I really liked America’s Women.


Like many books AW is actually primarily about the women of the colonizing forces that took over most of North America, specifically the US region. It covers the Native American women sparingly, probably due to lack of records and stability o women’s rolls in NA society. It begins with the first recorded women to arrive to the continent. It uses sources to talk about the rolls these women played in society here, considering the limited number of them compared to men. This shortage led to an empowerment of women that didn’t wane until the scales became more balanced. It goes through the trials and tribulations of the females as the world and their place in it changed for the growing country and world at large.


I came away with some interesting things from this book. The first thing reminded me of the book Light of Other Days by Arthur C. Clarke. Basically they develop a way to observe the past using wormholes, all of the past. You would think that would cause a huge amount of “payback” for past events, but in the book it caused something else. People realized that at some point in the past everyone has been f#@&ed over. I got that from this book as well. Sex, race, and nationality all play their parts in the book. All of them have made unbelievable strides, and at some point they have all been screwed over or managed to screw themselves. Secondly, for much of US history the roll of the sexes in society was determined by a social contract to which the majority of both agree. Periodically the contract is renegotiated during times of emergency or cultural change, especially in the past 100 years. The renegotiation can be derailed by either side of the debate or conflict within each side.


I’ve heard people talk about the sorry state of equality, and I want to force them to read a couple of books, including this one. Watching the show “Black White” the black woman stated that sometimes she wondered if racism wasn’t better before because you knew where you stood. All I could think was “Rosa Parks would punch you slap in the face for saying that.” Reading this book it amazes me how much has indeed changed. Things even 60 years ago that were commonly accepted by both sexes, and defended by both, seemed almost unthinkable to me. How can you deny a woman a job because she’s married, single, wears pants, has short hair, etc. ? It boggles my mind how that could be considered fair and right. I think it bodes well for the future, myself. Given some more time, a little work, and nudging in the right places and we might have most of this stuff ironed out in another 100 years. One can hope.


As an almost 30 white male reading this, I felt good. I’ve read books about women and women’s studies before, but this book never made me feel as if I was being chastised for being Y chromosome gifted. It tells the events as they happened and allows the reader to draw their own conclusions. Of course it’s orchestrated to get you to think about certain things, but it’s supposed to. It’s nice to read a book that praises a group of people without constantly stepping on another in the process. That alone makes this s satisfying read.


I recommend this highly to anyone who likes history, women’s studies, politics, society, debate, and frankly law. It’s excellent. I had to give it a 5 on my Bibliophil library. Anyway, I’m off for a little lighter reading.

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Patently Oblivious

The USPTO has some problems. For some reason the tech sector sees that a lot more than other people. Maybe it’s because there are huge number of tech patents that are approved each year, and many of them are complete an utter crap. Through some changes in what the office allowed to be patented, the number of patent applications submitted has skyrocketed. The number of approved patents brings the office more money, decreasing the motivation to turn a lot of the patents down. Plus, the sheer number and technicality of the applications has overwhelmed the office’s staff. It’s hard to keep examination experts in fields where they could be earning lots more money elsewhere. This lack of technical staff and glut of applications has made for some bad choices in approvals. The problem is it’s expensive and time consuming to get a patent revoked. It’s much easier to stop the approval than reverse one.


Many people have been screaming for an overhaul of the patent system for years, but little was done. Well doggonit, it looks like some innovative thinking has been going on. Can you believe it? I saw over at DailyTech and then again at Ars Technica that the USPTO is looking at testing a possible solution. They have essentially melded scientific review, capitalism, and open source software into one system, “Peer to Patent.” Basically it’s a peer review system to rigorously check for prior art and nonobviousness. Like open source software the patent application is open for scrutiny and comment by others. This means more eyes examining makes finding problems more likely. Many of these eyes will be experts in the related fields that the USPTO can’t afford to keep on staff. Also rival businesses will have a chance to have their own experts examine patents to try to provide reasons for denial before bad patents get approved. It should hopefully cut back on litigation by killing weak patents early, and ensuring the strength of what does get approved.


This actually looks promising, and shows that some government offices are looking to improve themselves. The trial is set to start in January if everything goes well. I’m going to be watching this to see what happens.

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It’s Just a Jump to the Left

So I’ve been doing and preparing for some stuff over the past 2 weeks. It was the end of semester, I’m trying to buy a house before I have to move out of the house I’m renting, and something else happened. That something else is the fact that on Monday May 15th I will no longer be at my current job. No I didn’t get fired or quit. My boss is reorganizing and is rotating three of us. I will no longer be a part of Operations. I will be a part of smart classroom support. It’s essentially a sideways move. That means I have no doubt that it will involve absolutely no pay change and probably increased work. But who knows, maybe I’ll be surprised.


So far I’m thinking I’ll enjoy the move. It will give me lots of new stuff to learn, and I will get out of the building a little more often. I’ll also get to work with my hands more. This also opens up more possibilities of learning skills that could help me move up to better jobs later. I’ll just have to see. So right now I’m setting some things up for the next person to come in. He’s going to have a lot of stuff to learn.

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Monday, May 08, 2006

Sweet EULA land

Ha to the music people that get that one. Do a Google search for it if you must know. Well Ars came through yet again with a Journal article about a translation of the Windows EULA (“End User License Agreement”) into something that approaches normal American English. It’s an interesting read for those of you that have always wondered exactly what you were signing away. I looked at it and didn’t see a thing about surrendering your first born.

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Semester’s end

It’s the end of the semester, so there has been some busy times recently, along with some really bored times. I’ve been reading a book sporadically during that time, and I should be done shortly, with a review. The lab I was taking finished a couple of weeks ago. I took the opportunity to watch a few of movies I wanted to see. They’re coming, so I’ll ramble out of their way.


I finally saw A History of Violence. I wanted to see that when it came out, but I never saw the thing on the online listing for the local theaters. That kills me. Don’t carry the good movies, even at a bad time. No wonder attendance is down. It had really good reviews, and it deserved them. It’s a good movie. I wouldn’t say it’s a big crowd drawer, or one I would buy and watch a bunch. But it does what it does quite well. It’s one of those movies that feels as much like a play as it feels like a movie. And in this case that’s a good thing. It leaves you with lots of questions, few tidy endings, and maybe a little light headed. Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello do a nice job. Bello and Viggo get a little rough and tumble and some people get dead. Definitely earned that R rating. It’s definitely worth seeing if you like, as a friend calls them, films.


I also rented The Cooler, which I had been staring at on the shelf for 2+ years. For some reason I really like William H. Macy in almost everything he’s done. I feel about him like I felt about Roddy McDowal. In this one Macy plays Bernie Lootz, a Cooler at a casino in Vegas. He has such horrid luck that he can “cool” people on a hot streak by walking up to the table or placing a $1 bet. He saves the casino a tone of cash. At least that is until he meets a woman, Maria Bello, and gets “lucky.” Interestingly, you get to see some of Bello’s punnany in this movie as well, and some of Macy’s ass. What is it about these movies and sex shots. Anyway, I recommend this one as well, but it’s not as play like as Violence.


Then I went for the bad movie of the week, Into the Blue. I rented this because I like swimming and treasure hunting. It also doesn’t hurt to have Jessica Alba and a good dose of fairly mindless action to balance the other two movies. Not quite as many gratuitous fan shots as I expected, but they made good use of the ones that were there. Oy.

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